Miscellaneous

Stormtrooper Jumbo Machinder

Remember those two-foot tall Shogun Warrior toys from the 70s? Remember your old neckless Kenner Stormtrooper figure? Well, they’ve been off making babies, and...

Star Wars Frames

Okay. So my heart palpitated (palpatine?) because at first glance I thought “Oh crap – is there another crazy product just daring me to...

Disney Dream Portraits

I didn’t catch these when they originally were out there, but stumbled upon them now. Interesting stuff. Jessica Biel as Pocahontas? Hmmmm… I don’t...

Great Scott!

Maybe you’ve heard about the missing former hedge fund thief Samuel Israel, who disappeared on his way to prison. But did you hear about...

Working on It?

BLAST FROM THE PAST (originally posted in 2006). Look how far he’s come! — NEW YORK, New York — Reports are still sketchy about...

Brutal Night Bashing

Courtesy of the NY Post: HERE’S something about M. Night Shyamalan that inspires his detractors to wax metaphorical. In the leaked reviews leading up...

Wet Dream Realized

This thing comes out this summer. I sold two of my old falcons (for a total of $220) so that I could buy this...