THE WACKNESS…
…that is Blindness. I wasn’t even going to bother posting because I refused to give this Katrina shelter meets Lord of the Flies as...... Read more.
Proof Laura Linney Sucks in Everything
Well I’ll be darned, these here celebrities are telling me not to vote and whatnot. That ain’t right. Oh! They DO want me to...... Read more.
ANGLO-x-PHILES!
I wasn’t sure about Primeval because I was so sick of seeing the preview while suffering through the increasingly irritating Regal First Look. (“We&... Read more.
Soul Men the new Poltergeist?
Slated for release in November 2008, Soul Men stars Bernie Mac (RIP), Samuel L. Jackson, and Isaac Hayes (RIP). Where did they film this,...... Read more.
X DEFILED
You know when you’re on vacation, in a hotel room, and there’s local news on with unfamiliar anchors talking about towns you’ve never heard... Read more.
Great Scott!
Maybe you’ve heard about the missing former hedge fund thief Samuel Israel, who disappeared on his way to prison. But did you hear about...... Read more.
Lost Star Also Needs to “Shut His Face!”
I was a little behind on all things Lost, now I’ve finally caught up, watched the finale and started reading articles on it again,...... Read more.
Paris told me she liked you both….
…but was sad when you stopped calling just because she thought Tom Selleck would’ve made a better Indiana Jones.... Read more.
Uwe Boll, My New Pen Friend
Thought Alone in the Dark could’ve been slightly better? Tell it to Uwe!... Read more.
No Country For Regis Philbin
I could write about the good stuff, like Jon Stewart was relaxed and pretty amusing, but that’s no fun…... Read more.