Dan’s Favorite Pic
I don’t remember what this was from; some teen self-help infomercial, but it
was late at night and catching this kid out of the corner of my eye, I
thought it looked kinda like the fathead version of Dan. Dan, naturally,
hated this video, and I found the clip again and wanted to throw it out to
the peanut gallery for scrutiny. Dannish??
I’m thinking it’s the Dune-era Kyle MacLachlan, if he blew that audition and decided to drown his sorrows at Roscoe’s Chicken n’ Waffles.