Star Whores: The Complete Saga
A long time ago, on a web site called Deja News, I was doing a search for “Zuckuss” and stumbled across a little series called “Star Whores” by Jefferson Morris.
Each chapter is beautifully written, lovingly sprinkled with references to films like Aliens, Apocalypse Now, and THX-1138, and extremely disgusting.
Enjoy:
Star Whores 1: Last Tango on Tatooine
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/fa326ee2818bc055?dmode=source
Star Whores 2: The Empire Strikes Crack
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/8768a0d4e18b1f7b?dmode=source
Star Whores 3: Sperm of the Jedi
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/eefc19dde48e90dc?dmode=source
Star Whores 4: Sphincter of the Mind’s Eye
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/c7b167305b1736f7?dmode=source
Star Whores 5: The Emperor’s New Hoes
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/eda36d074848ed21?dmode=source
Star Whores 6: Jabbawocky
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/26b78ab5487f7c81?dmode=source
Star Whores 7: Heart of Gundarkness
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/55aa84d0aec00408?dmode=source
Star Whores 8: Menstrual Light and Magic
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/0670f9db7f0a1d14?dmode=source
Star Whores 9: Endordammerung
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/2c38333a246a6325?dmode=source
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What, no comments on this?
I’m all over The Office slash fiction these days!
Great post!! I got a boner!!!
Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure time that men are made or marred.
i don’t think this is appropiate for children
Carrie Fisher wass so sxy!!!
may the force be with your penis
this is where diseases come from
this is hot