Ladies and Gentlemen….
I introduce the new Laurie Strode.

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Who was the old Laurie Strode, and how do I see her naked?
Oh c’mon, Eros! You know who the old Laurie Strode is! Jamie Lee! Where did Zombie find this thing from?
oh geez, i’m out of touch. Totally blanked, thought this was a real person.
Who is this actress? And again, how do I see her naked?
Whoa, so I Wiki’d this, and found this out:
On the morning of August 12, 2005, Taylor-Compton disappeared from her home in Apple Valley, California and was reported missing after an apparent family disagreement. She was found alive at a friend’s house two weeks later, and was declared “a runaway who did not want to be found” by the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s office.[1] She had dyed her hair black and hid when officers arrived on scene. After speaking with Officer Cesar Molina, she returned to her family.[2] The news coverage of her disappearance was seen by some as Missing White Woman syndrome.[3]
weird shit, perfect for RZ
Who is this and what is going on? Is this the new flavor of Gilmore Girl or something?