One-Eyed Monster. We Are Close…

Ron Jeremy’s comedy-horror epic “One-Eyed Monster†is about to be unleashed on DVD.
In a darkly comic homage to “Alien” and “The Thing”, the cast and crew of an adult film, stranded in a blizzard, must band together against a mysterious and deadly alien, which has possessed the actor with the biggest part–Ron Jeremy (naturally). Now, with the monster on a killing spree, the race is on to trap and destroy it before there are more victims of its peculiar skills.
On DVD April 28th. Check out the official site HERE. Follow Ron’s Monster on Twitter HERE.
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If this is anything like Bruce Campbell’s comedy-horror epic, I’ll pass.