I Call This Archaelogy!

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UPDATE: Click in to read my mini-view.

This pic was taken before seeing it, but works just as well afterwards. Spoilers and real tangible thoughts will have to wait. I have to see this again.
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Okay, after a night of reflection, here we go. SPOILERS!! LOTS OF SPOILERS!!!

WHAT I LIKE:
โ€” The movie overall, my 3rd favorite of the saga.
โ€” Indiana Jones, mostly. Sometimes he delivers a line poorly, but when heโ€™s in action or telling a long historical fact, Iโ€™m all over it. I donโ€™t know if I like โ€™50s Indy that much, but I can live with him. At first, I was worried about him, but he totally won me overโ€ฆ the old coot!
โ€” Shia LeBeouf. I liked this kid going into it, and he even made Transformers watchable for me, but heโ€™s good in this; though his entrance is a little much. Later when Mutt runs into spider webs (pre-scorpions), I wondered if he had an arachnophobiaโ€ฆ but nothing came of it.
โ€” The return of Marion. I wish she wasnโ€™t on the poster, I wish she wasnโ€™t in the opening credits, I wish she wasnโ€™t even rumored to be in the movie. Imagine the surprise?! And imagine going in to see this NOT thinking Mutt is already Henry Jones the III! Amazing.
โ€” Random stuff: I dug the hanger, the temples, the truck action sequence, the motorcycle chase (including the Wilhelm scream!), the quicksand scene (except where Indy asks the crazy guy to go get help, dumb) and the opening shot (as Matthew said, a gopher hasnโ€™t had this much screentime since Caddyshack).
โ€” Thereโ€™s something satisfying about John Hurt holding an elongated alien skull
โ€” I got my wish! Even though heโ€™s not technically in the film, the acknowledgement of Sean Connery (and Marcus!) was a nice touch that warmed my heart. Iโ€™m still holding out for a Lao Che reference somewhere. smile
โ€” The aliens angle. Iโ€™m a sci-fi nerd, so I like this. And Iโ€™m glad we saw the alien at the end, because otherwise Iโ€™d be saying I wish I saw the alien at the end.
โ€” The last shot with the hat. Very cool fake out around the passing of the torch, but itโ€™s going to happen. Get used to the idea. This movie is going to have a $150M opening, at least, and no one wants a franchise like that to die without a fight.

WHAT I DIDNโ€™T LIKE:
โ€” Mac, first I canโ€™t understand him some of the time, and even when I do, I hate him. His character makes no sense. Heโ€™s in it for the gold? Or heโ€™s in it for the Russians? Sometimes the Russians try to kill him, sometimes they let him be one of their own. Boo.
โ€” Mutt swinging from the vines. I liked the monkey gag, and would have loved one long vine swing into the car, but that extended Tarzan sequence was Spielberg thinking the girl in Jurassic Park 2 doing gymnastics was coolโ€ฆ and it wasnโ€™t, and this wasnโ€™t.
โ€” The talking. I donโ€™t mind the long history lessons, I always think thatโ€™s cool, but thereโ€™s moments that donโ€™t need dialog. For example, Indiana Jones โ€œMac, when I get outta here, Iโ€™m going to break your nose.โ€ later, punch, Mac โ€œYou broke my nose.โ€ Indiana Jones โ€œI told ya!โ€. Do we really need that โ€œyou broke my nose!โ€ and โ€œtold yaโ€? Thereโ€™s a few moments like this through the flick.
โ€” The ant scene. I felt like Indy went a little Mummy here (scarab beetles and all). I liked the scene mostly except for thinking about Brendan Fraser, and the part when the ants actually try to climb on each other to get to Cate, which seemed a little much.
โ€” The fridge scene. At first, I thought it was cool and smart, but immediately I thought, how the hell is he going to get out of there? And then when I saw the cartoonish-ness of the escape, I was like, โ€œthis isnโ€™t Indiana Jonesโ€ Boo.
โ€” The aliens angle. I know I said above that I like this, and I do, but I donโ€™t know if I like it in an Indiana Jones movie. It felt just a little too much, but maybe Iโ€™m nitpicking. I love the idea of the aliens being archaelogists, really do, but I wish at the end there was none of this alien coming to life or animated skeleton thing, and that the return of the skull just meant the ship returns home.
โ€” Iโ€™m nitpicking, but I think itโ€™s funny. Whatโ€™s with South America and people hanging around in caves or tunnels all day? I mean, Indy goes to the graveyard and suddenly, thereโ€™s two skeletal-masked guards lurking in crevices to attack him. When they go to this hidden temple that hasnโ€™t been visited in centuries, thereโ€™s these guards that break out of the structure to attack Indy and friends! I joked with Matthew that, โ€œoh honey, itโ€™s my turn to get locked inside the temple tonight. โ€œbut dear, no one ever comes, we were going to play Rock Band!โ€ โ€œi know, maybe tomorrow night, now seal me inside.โ€
โ€” And most important of all, that Indiana Jones almost got married. Are you fucking kidding me? INDIANA JONES??? I buy it at the end of this movie, but not as a consequence after everything in Raiders. F that!

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OVERALL
I enjoyed it immensely, and like it third-best in the Indy quadrilogy. I need to see it again!

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  1. mdhuff says:

    Youโ€™re so right.  It works for before AND after.

  2. cybergosh says:

    Iโ€™m just waking up and running out for number 5 and 6โ€ฆno time to sum it all upโ€ฆ

    BUT โ€“ if you see it again, two fun things iโ€™ve noticed is a painting of Marcus on the wall seen in the hallway outside of Indyโ€™s classroomโ€ฆ

    And when the gun shells stick to the case in the beginning, before it is pulled out, they form a subtle skull shape.  Neat!

    I love it more and more each time, since the nervous anticipation of the first viewing has now settled and it can be enjoyed for what it is.

    Itโ€™s so great to have a Spielberg film like this back in our lives!

  3. junky says:

    I donโ€™t really want to talk about this movie, but I will say it was my last favorite.  I thought Temple of Doom was infinitely better, and Iโ€™ve decided to ignore this movie as canon and instead embrace Indy riding off into the sunset with Marcus and Henry Senior at the end of last crusade, which is more aptly titled than ever.  I didnโ€™t hate this movie, Iโ€™m over hate.  But in truth, I worse than hated it.  I like absolutely not one thing about it.  I pretty much refuse to acknowledge it.  When I buy the big, fat box set that is no doubt coming, I will consider Indy IV to be nothing more than a straight-to-video sequel on par with Cinderella 2 and Lady and the Tramp 2.  It was a nice tv special โ€“ I canโ€™t believe they got Harrison Ford and Karen Allen to make cameos.  Very neat.

  4. cybergosh says:

    WOW!  Itโ€™s like you saw a different movie?!?!_(&ampwink^&(%$*&%#()&ampwink_(!!!!!

    Yikes.

    Sorry.

    Wish you could be in my headspace!โ€ฆor should i sayโ€ฆ.the space between spacesโ€ฆ.

  5. Eros Welker says:

    Two things.  Did you notice all the links in my post?  Cool!  The site auto-did that!

    Dan, Iโ€™m sorry it sounds like you didnโ€™t have a good time seeing Indy.  Perhaps the 5th one will bring you backโ€ฆ to adventure!