Uwe Boll, My New Pen Friend

Thought Alone in the Dark could’ve been slightly better? Tell it to Uwe!

So the hooligan over at filmdrunk posted what he claimed to be Uwe Boll’s email, encouraging people to write him, that story’s funnier than my little humble post, I encourage you to read it. Anyway, bored at work (aww hell, I don’t have to justify it, who DOESN’T have a few things to say to Uwe Boll?) I emailed Uwe asking if he’d consider directing the next Resident Evil film, seeing as the last one was an abomination and I thought the franchise could use the Uwe touch. I totally forgot he directed House of the Dead. This email wasn’t very well thought out.

Well I’ll be damned I got the following reply with the above picture a few hours later:

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thanks for the support shanty

best
uwe boll

postal -may 23

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If that’s not from the real Uwe, if that’s not his real email and its someone even more bored than me who created a fake Uwe email and answers fan and hate emails, I don’t want to know. Let me have my new German filmaking friend. Postal May 23rd indeed!!! Who knew Uwe Boll is more accessible than my real father?

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