Where do they get those wonderful toys?
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Let me save you some time:
I’m bald, fat, and I have a job you and everyone else on Earth is jealous of and I don’t appreciate it enough because it’s so circumstantial. Did I miss anything?
Oh, there was a Slave Leia.
BaldING. BaldING.
These are the kinds of things I say that people hold against me later when I try to say I’m happy.
toys are rad!
Number 1 – Fat Ass is the coolest man alive.
Number 2 – I need to go buy 3 One Eyed Willie Keys immediately.
This is awesome. Please take me with you on one of your toy safaris one day.
Holy sh**!! The key from the Goonies!! Now all you need is the keyhole that traps your arm and a really big “Mouse Trap” game.