THE HUMAN ADVENTURE THAT IS ZOLLY BECKER
“If you remake Star Trek, I will Fuck Your Skull…”
–Zolly Becker
Do you like skinny, opinionated teenage basement-dwelling, jewish trekkers brimming with juvenille rage? OF COURSE YOU DO!
Behold, courtesy of our dear Wizmats, the tragic beauty of Zolly Becker. He hates everyone. Faggot, Fuck and Shitstorm are his favorite words. He wants JJ Abrams dead. He got a webcam for Passover.
And we are going to encourage his bad behavior by watching him:
(skip to one minute in when you start the video)
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“I’m not going to apologize for saying faggot…because I hate everyone.” Quote of the year. Love this guy.
Can we talk less about Grindhouse and more about Jolly Becker? I think it’s a travesty that he has gone ignored on this site but all but the bake. THIS is why Jolly is so angry. When will he finally get his due?
hahah.. I just haven’t had time to watch YouTube videos, but I’ve just enjoyed a little of Zolly (or Jolly?) Becker. He reminds me of Bergtantrums, but obviously he’s scrawnier and without a cap. I wonder what he thinks of Grindhouse…
The thing that alarmed me is that i’ve said the SAME exact thing about the priority of food. There’s a little bit of Zolly Becker in us all…
I agree with him! Flash needs a re-release!
This is funny, since i just put the theme in my phone of men as my main ringtone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlrpZZYxPMI
Okay – everyone NEEDS to watch the first minute of this episode right now. My jaw has never dropped so low!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFcsb4xm104
And again, i agree with him about t3 (but certainly not his quip on bttf2).
I loved grindhouse, never stop watchin me.
Yeah! Zolly -you rule! Don’t listen to those lazer brains on you tube…you are the ONLY opinion that matters!! Welcome to EG!!
Im glad to see my wisdom is apreciated by the members of this site.
I feel welcome and the best is yet to come, as JJ Abrams has not even begun to be slandarized by me at my full potential.
I am soooo looking forward to an Abrams skewering. Zolly, do us all proud! And come hang out at will, and where possible, though I realize it ain’t Star Trek, please destroy the ridiculousness that is Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.