Freshmen Commercials

I don’t know, this is weird and funny and maybe sad… or maybe it’s kinda cool. It’s the sort of thing I just can’t appreciate without feeling bad, which is what keeps me grounded and likely unsuccessful and yet entirely lovable and often pitied. Anyway, it’s a commercial for the appearance Seth and I made in Arizona to promote Freshmen. Look! A talking beaver! How original! WHY was I the only sonofabitch who never read The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe???

I blame my father. For everything. Nah, actually, just that one thing. I blame my mother for everything else. Anyone still here?

There’s another one on YouTube as well, one which makes far less sense. And proves that it’s going to be extremely difficult for anyone but me to ever write the Beaver’s dialogue. Dam beaver.

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