Wookiee to Marry Princess
An EG exclusive – just when we were getting used to the idea of Phil Altiere having a baby, EG subscribers are now faced with the reality that Dan Milano is getting married. He proposed to Princess Christa Organa Starr just last night – and here’s the rock: (No, not Dwayne Johnson – he’s on display at Eric’s house)
No elvish transcriptions, though we haven’t heated it in a fire yet, so you never know. But even if the ring wasn’t forged in Mount Doom, at least it still resides on the finger of Dan’s “precious.”
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As a young boy raised by moisture farmers, I knew one day a sister from far far away would get married. I am just hoping that I get to wear ROTJ instead of a New Hope to the wedding. Although incubator underpants and an airhose from EST would sure get some looks!
Like I told you, you have to get married at the LA Convention Center for Star Wars Celebration… otherwise, there’s no point – you’d be living the lie!
Unless you can fly us all to Tunisia.
We shall marry here in sunny CA, where stormtroopers, muppets and droids shall be part of our wedding party.
And speaking of party, the reception will be a full-on costume party. (costumes optional). So ya better get that Colonial Marine Armor off the net, Eros!
Rest assured, it will be a bash to remember…
CONGRATS you mutha monkey making massive monster mushtaker maniac! You’re going to love being married. It brings the Force, strong and true.
I’m trying to convince Jessica to don Batman Returns-esque Catwoman duds to my Batman, but am failing… so a Colonial Marine I may be. Just worried about bring a M41-A pulse rifle on the plane.
Congratulations!! Awwww, Man. . .now I want to be married!! Any takers?? Hey, Junk, next stop China??
I’ll marry you in your NFL SuperBowl spot.