Stay for the credits
We certainly don’t need to tell Chris this, but when you go to see X-Men: The Last Stand this weekend, and we know you...
Monthly Archive: May 2006
Taking the Hobbits to Isengard
Strap yourself in for this little ditty. It’s for the ladies.
Numbskulls
It’s finally upon us… the trailer for NICOLAS CAGE’S GHOST RIDER. Is this a pet project? To me, it looks like Daredevil and Elektra,...
Next ‘Narnia’ pushed back 6 months
This week, the folks at Disney announced that The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian has been pushed back from its previous release date of...
LOST the game?
There’s a Desperate Housewives game, a Sopranos game, a fucking RESERVOIR DOGS game… and now the latest:
An Introduction
Pathology of my “geek streak”: Ground zero was six years old, the year Star Wars came out. It hit me like a diamond bullet,...
The Pink Five Series
My favorite fan films of all time. Excellent sound design, music and production value, with a premise much funnier than it has any right...
The Wilhelm Scream
A series of screams performed by an actor were recorded in 1951 for “Distant Drums,” a Warner Bros film. They were used for a...
Simple, not quite elegant—but funny
“C is for Cookie,” parody of “V for Vendetta”
Watch out, here he comes
Get ready because here comes the best movie ever made. Who’s with me? How can this NOT be the funniest movie ever made? You...
THE WITCHES – REMAKE NEWS!
Remember, our own MatthewBation was once attached to write! SO F them!! Just to give some ACTUAL information here. Guillermo del Toro to direct,...
Bile Land Presents – “THE OMEN”
Straight from the most frustrated fan ever to Blog via email… Why argue with a mind this warped – just read and revel in...
Star Wars TV Series Revealed!
Despite the bad news surrounding the DVD’s, we have a dose of good news this afternoon. Seems Lucas has abandoned the Bounty Hunters theme...
Star Wars DVDs not remastered
Face it – you’re buying them anyway, but looks like the new Star Wars “original” trilogy being released by Lucasfilm is NOT going to...
Artwork for DVD Release
Kinda disappointing it’s not the actual classic posters (fans with photoshop could make more interesting images). Re-creating them in this shitty, glossy style is...
Neo VS. Robocop
For those impressed by Rambo vs. Superman or Forrest Gump vs. Predator, this is fucking amazing.
Chuck Amok Again!
Days after his first Entertainment Geekly rampage on Sir Eros Welker, the mysterious little person cloaked in Chucky regalia strikes fear into two more...
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